YEA ROBIN!

And then there was [Secretary of Defense Donald] Rumsfeld coming out and saying, "I don't know when. I don't know where. But something bad is going to happen." And everyone else is saying, "Wait a minute, are you working with Miss Cleo or something? What is this, the Central Intuitive Agency?" . . . And you have Bush, hearing about all the fighting over Kashmir, and saying, "What? It's just a sweater!"~ Robin Williams, Tribune Media Services (14 July 2002). Williams returns to live comedy for HBO

If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can´t he make his wife's hairdo go down?~ Robin Williams

Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake.~ Robin Williams (on the flurry of same-sex weddings performed in San Francisco, while standing next to Billy Crystal), Performance at the 76th Annual Academy Awards, Los Angeles CA (29 February 2004).

. . . the French are going the Americans one better with their Michelin bomb: it destroys only restraurants under four stars.~ Robin Williams, Playboy magazine (Interview; 1982).

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.~ Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and re-arranged the furniture.~ Robin Williams

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.~ Robin Williams

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.~ Robin Williams

When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.~ Robin Williams, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (7 March 2002).

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?~ Robin Williams
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